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CHAOTIC NEUTRAL - Let the chips fall where they may.


TAGS: wut
Rating: 2.75/5

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THE WUXI FINGER HOLD - Son of a Gun, it really works!!!


TAGS: wuxi lion
Rating: 4.55/5

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Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 11:30 am
five lions for a Wuxi finger hold on a lion haha


GRAMMAR -


TAGS: lesson wun oh wun
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 30, 2012, 3:54 pm
I see everything dear Gary... just not always payin attention to what I'm seein'... Pleasure
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 12:57 pm
Of course you’re right, Cy. Take the word, there….oopsy, ‘there’ just became a pronoun, because it’s a direct object….flashback, 4th grade, Mrs Wadsworth…’Uh, teacher, if you took the word ambiguous and placed it up your….’….got in trouble with that one….
Cyberhagen - August 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Thanks for this; however, "effect" can be a verb too, just not very often. Example, " ..to effect a change.." meaning, to create an effect. (but not the same as "affect", so yeah, most people who get it wrong really get it wrong.
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thank you, air…and a crotchety ‘woof’ back atcha….’old dog’……man I wish I was that young
Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:55 pm
nicely done you old dog you
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:09 am
Yes, dy, I think we can all relate. cheers
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:08 am
Wondered if you’d seen this…..thanks, monkeyboy.
dy2012 - August 23, 2012, 8:44 am
lol nice.. I can relate now...#158114
M0rd3kaI - August 23, 2012, 8:11 am
LOL! I love it! and is it REALLY so difficult to distinguish between the SIMPLEST of terms?? And that, people, is how to contradict yourself in a poster! 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 4:30 pm
ug, you dawg, you! thnx pard
ughomer - August 22, 2012, 3:52 pm
5 SNIFFS ON THIS ONE!!
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 6:56 am
‘IF’? ‘IF?’ ‘IF?!!’, CRAP! If I could’ve only had that in my cites….Thanks TG
TrueGrave - August 22, 2012, 4:26 am
Faculty "of" seeing? :P Good Poster =)
Greeny - August 22, 2012, 4:24 am
ha ha ha your to funny Gary!


...when i grow up i wanna be! -


TAGS: growup
Rating: 4.5/5

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MISOGYNY -


TAGS: men women hate wussy ignorance
Rating: 4.17/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
so much about losing the leet...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
and we know of whom you speak, CJ
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:27 pm
not really, as a friend once said: "all men start of s nice good mannered gentlemen, then they meet women"


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods




BUTT WUPPIN - I see it comming!


TAGS: b*** wuppin
Rating: 2.18/5

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BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 4:18 pm
Maybe, but it's probably just a time out, after a bath that is.


GERMANY, IRELAND AND AUSTRALIA - World Class Breweries


TAGS: old milwuakee
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 26, 2012, 1:45 pm
...and Mexico is the home of Dos Equis (amber), Noche Buena and Negro Modelo! (Corona and Tecate are only fit for bathing)
EmilioDumphque - November 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
When Mac Arthur retook the Philippines from the Japanese, the first thing he wanted done was to get the San Miguel brewery up and running again! Try the dark!
ughomer - November 24, 2012, 2:40 pm
t*p
ughomer - November 24, 2012, 2:40 pm
Geeze - should have entitled this "what's on ***?"
Bolverk3778 - November 24, 2012, 2:14 pm
Coors a beer, don't make me laugh. It's closer water that's been just shown a Ph**o of a pint of Lager, Spent a night drinking Coors, after 11 pints I was more sober than when I started the night!!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:40 pm
Stuttgart, early 80's. Great times. :)
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:39 pm
Bitte ein Bit! Dinkel Acker, Lammbräu, Klosterbräu... sigh...
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 10:11 am
Amen For Cold Beer i Like Coors .
caveman - November 22, 2012, 8:35 am
and thats meant to be four x. P.S VB for the win
caveman - November 22, 2012, 8:34 am
Can i get an amen for the Fosters thing. Horrible tasting beer, almost as bad as ***x beer.
forseti - November 22, 2012, 1:45 am
With good reason! :P But: He left out Czech Republic!
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:39 am
You left out Mexico and the Philippines.
forseti - November 22, 2012, 1:04 am
Beck's is for Germans what Foster's is for Australians... Maybe one of the best-known beers of Germany but no German likes this dishwater! :D
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 9:22 pm
Know what you mean. I was in Wildflecken 85-91 and Dexheim 91-2001. Best days of my life...
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 8:40 pm
I miss being stationed in Germany. The beer was excellent. :)


WUP-ASS - Here, let me open that for you.


TAGS: wup ass
Rating: 2.43/5

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NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references


TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the p*** mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a p********.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in ****ty moods before, but d*** this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a ***k is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his ph**ograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a ****ty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your a**!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a f***ing retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
COME ON AGGY!! KICK HIS a**!
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a **** what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma


iWumbo -


TAGS: starfish iwumbo
Rating: 3.2/5

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bill - October 20, 2009, 5:16 pm
my sadness is that i saw that episode


RUNNING OF THE BULLS -


TAGS: pamplona reality experience wussies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:25 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - November 1, 2010, 1:19 pm

now thats true p'wnage biiii-atch!
CANADA - November 1, 2010, 11:34 am
HA! there are way to many people like that


A Good Author "Nose" -


TAGS: authors writing books reading wunnozedaze
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:06 am
Thanks for the vote now give me some poop to fling.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm
Shame on you Missy…baaad monkey, baaaad bad monkey…..5L/fav (flaunt later)


Fruity Little Poser -


TAGS: justin poser pathetic wuss wimp
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 26, 2014, 12:06 am

It amazes me that someone with this much money would be wearing this crappy art.
Krustbag - September 25, 2014, 11:50 am
Actually MCMXCIV
Krustbag - September 25, 2014, 11:50 am
Actually MCMXCIV
GaryO - September 25, 2014, 9:31 am
I'm not waiting. I want him.....NOW
EmilioDumphque - September 25, 2014, 1:53 am
Looks like he tried to have his birth year done in Roman numerals, but it's not done like that. It would be MXMVIIIV.
cicilia - September 24, 2014, 9:59 pm
Still waiting for him to grow a pair.


WASTED AMBITION - I considered getting a job at the landfill till I remembered Dads advice. "A waste is a terrible thing to mind."


TAGS: and now i am the landfill mwuah ha ha haaaaa
Rating: 4/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
Somebody seems to delight in throwing 1's at everything I post these days! TheTrashHeap is irked!
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:14 pm
Thanks Aggy! That was the fastest poster approval EVER!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
5L
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
After the 3rd reading, I finally figured out why I'm getting job offers from them regularly.


MEIN FÜHRER - These cigarettes, they are Wunderbar!


TAGS: wunderbar
Rating: 3.79/5

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GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 6:26 pm
Peter Sellers FTW! 5L


GLOBAL WARMING - I probably should care more about it. It's partly apathy, but mainly it's the fact that I really don't give a shit




BLOW UPS - For those lonely planes that tend not to leave the hangar.


TAGS: yes its a blowup
Rating: 3.4/5

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LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 4:11 pm
What about for the "Hangar Queens" eh?


OTHER ALIASES USED: - Go ahead, try and hide from your racist, ignorant, biased, hate-filled comments and posters by not logging in. We will still know who you are, genius.


TAGS: coward wuss scared afraid hater timmy
Rating: 3.25/5

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MDoc - September 7, 2009, 12:08 am
just testing
BriaHere - August 7, 2009, 8:40 am
Canada, they'll probably see and continue to use multiple names. The internet phases them I guess.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:33 pm
5 lions, J-man. Also, excellent choice of Timmy for the poster.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:29 pm
Most of these idiots have no idea how the site works...I mean, how many Timmys have we exposed like this now?
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:58 pm
i think if this poster is seen enough people will stop pertending to be multiple people
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
I already have enough people that 1 me as it is. I was hoping to avoid another. The principle in action.
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
oh yea i found it
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:52 pm
ya it does,its on the latest comments tab like 1-2 pages back
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
no longer exists
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:48 pm
but i wouldnt have blocked out the name he used and time..........................so here it is.. ????? - Aug 6, 2009 10:44am, #105265
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:46 pm
Thank you. Glad I could beat you, C.
spacedog - August 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Holy smokes, you're on a roll Jmac0585. Twenty lions.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:36 pm
GOOD POSTER!!! i was in the middle of making that exact poster when i seen that!


KNIFE TIME - When anger overwhelms caution. Hopefully Cops is filming too.




Wu-Tang -




YOUR BITCH - Get her under control.




SWAT -




JOKES ABOUT SAUSAGE -


TAGS: sausages wurst terrible pun creepy
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:26 am
At least this one is! Rolling eyes in pain, laughing! 5 L Oldsod!
concern3 - May 9, 2015, 12:44 pm
words a 5er


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